Your mom

The person who gave birth to you and hopefully raised you to be the person you are today or it can be used as a smart ass response to someone.

Hey dude who are you doing this weekend? Probably no one am I right! *laughs*
Actually I am, your mom

by Eoz the sniper March 17, 2019

Your mom

Bitch

Bitch is your mom and your mom is a bitch and it looks like candice.

by anonymous December 26, 2021

youre mom

''your mom'' but misspelled

anoying kid: yOurE mOm
normal person: you fucking libtarded ass bitch you didnt even spell it right

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 6, 2022

Your mom

Fattest person like donald trump

Eww thats your mom EWWW

by ugly gurl😜 December 7, 2020

your mom

Answer to everything.

Dude: What time is it?
Dude#2: Your MOM!

by yo mada🍆💦 April 21, 2018

Your Mom

An annoying joke that has been used since 1960's.

What's 9+10?
YOUR MOM

by APPLETEABISH December 14, 2014

Your mom

an insult said by every middle schooler ever as an insult

Person 1. Peacefully minding your business
Person 2. "YOUR MOM"

by e; November 1, 2022