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Hook and ladder

During the act of vaginal intercourse, you also slip one of your balls inside her at the same time as your penis.
For her birthday, my wife asked for the old
Hook and ladder
by Dick Blicker January 18, 2023
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captian triple hook

When using a triple prong fishing gspy to stimulate a girl. Pulling it out causes tearing.
captian triple hook stuck again. Leaving Peter no room for entry.
by Dave skylark February 18, 2015
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Hook Shot

A wild, lucky shot that your friend chucked from the three-point line with one arm because he is too weak to get it there with normal form.
Jack: Dang, did you see that kid hook shot that ball?

Kaitlyn: Yeah, he sucks... Can't ball to save his life.
by The_Tru_Baller March 8, 2016
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Hook, Line, and Stinker

When you insert your fingers into her vagina. Give the old "Come Here," motion.
She gets wetter than ever. Turn her over. Blast a Dragon Tail out of her Butt Crack. Then put your dick in her ass.
I was hanging out with this Fisherman last night. Things were going well. I could tell he liked to party. Then I got the "Hook, Line, and Stinker."
by Hook, Line, and Stinker March 28, 2023
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Tenter Hooked

That nervous feeling one gets before a big meeting or a huge life changing event. Same feeling one gets after a eating Chinese food and 30 minutes later you can feel it in your gut
This interview tomorrow has got me Tenter Hooked, I should probably stay away from Taco Bell or Wok and Roll tonight
by Mrbritches August 8, 2019
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hooking up

Hooking up is not necessarily having sex. However, It can span from making out to having sex
“We hooked up last night
“Did you fuck?”
“No, hooking up doesn’t mean we fucked. We just made out and dry humped
by Joseph mama 69 November 25, 2021
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Meat Hook

An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.
I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed
by Cooter Johnson December 10, 2016
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