Canada's History

Mostly furry, furry beavers waiting to be skinned.

The Feb 4,2010 episode of The Colbert Report talks aboot Canada's History.

by snarkandawe February 4, 2010

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history

a chronicle written by the winners of a conflict documenting the many ways why it's justified what the losers got

It's only a war crime if you lose, history should make that clear.
Seeing as she dumped him for playing too much Halo and smoking all her weed, he felt that they had too much history between them for a constructive professional relationship.

by Kooyle April 13, 2021

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Canada's History

A raunchy sexual act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act is achieved by filling the Stanley cup with maple syrup, dipping the horns in the syrup and inserting it into as many orifices as possible. The moose horns can be attached to a live moose or dead, toques are optional as well.

Guy1: DANG BRO i gave my girl a mad Canada's History lesson last night, i bet shes still sore.

Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?

Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.

Guy2: Sweet Bro.

by Tanna-Rok West February 4, 2010

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Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert

Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.

by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010

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When a female or male human forces a male or female artic dog to lick his or her urethra. The urine then provokes the dog, which will then attack the private parts of the human counterpart.

The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.

The president of Canada must undergo Canada's History to obtain the Canadian presidency. No Canadian has been brave enough to attempt this act. Though several Americans do Canada's History daily. Because Americans are kick ass.

by ObeyColbert February 4, 2010

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