Being a Heather

Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.

You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.

by Piedmontdegen July 16, 2022

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floated a heater

Writing a bad check.

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.

by jdubya22 October 2, 2022

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i’m heated

a way of expressing anger

person 1: i’m so heated right now omg
person 2: why are you mad?

i’m heated simply means “i’m mad”

by salty bath water July 25, 2023

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Back door water heater

When one partner sits on the face of another partner while holding in a hot water enema.

That hot chick in accounting just offered me a back door water heater, should I go for it?

by M. Byrd March 1, 2024

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Revenge of the heated seat

When your car smells like baked ass.

Al: Man does your car stink.

Zach: Yeah I know. I gave Carl from accounting ride to work this morning, he said he was running late so had to skip the shower.
Al: Smells like a case of the revenge of the heated seat.

Zach: Next time I am telling him to get his rank ass on the bus.

by cut the cards February 26, 2026

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