Search history

The system that can get you arrested or grounded for looking up illegal stuff

1. “I hate how the search history got my career ruined by being arrested…”

2. “I can’t go anywhere cause I’m grounded due to my mom seeing my search history…”

by TheShidGames May 19, 2023

HISTORY PRE-TEST

When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.

O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G

by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021

Canada's History

The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.

Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.

by HiStephenCMC February 5, 2010

history of carrot

the history of king William making carrot orange. in 1500 king William III grew a shit ton of carrots but they were FUCKING purple or some shit so they magically made them orange

I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too lets make them orange.

fuck yeaaaaa! history of carrot

by laclaclac February 4, 2025

History

Something a lot of people are either completely ignorant about or have a warped perception of.

The only thing more warped than a millennial's perception of history is an atheist's perception of religion. Our schools are pathetic.

by Hym Iam October 22, 2020

Canada's History

Having sex with a Canadian's ex-wife.

Hey, I just had a lesson in Canada's history in the break room at the Waffle House.

by The Great White North February 4, 2010

History

The word which is different from an another word, the past.

-Extraordinary incidents happened in the past. And history is the science which examines and interpretes the past.

by ricewithyoghurt March 24, 2017