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Bush Effect

The effect that sends any person who watches or is within a ten mile radius of President Bush, mentally deficient or retarded.

Also known as the Karan Effect
Within the White House we see the Bush Effect take many of our leaders to fall.
by smokey113223 February 10, 2007
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Palmer Effect

The Palmer Effect: When a man turns a hot girl into a lesbian just by talking to her a few times. The girl effected suffers from Draper Syndrome. There is no known cure.
Friend 1: Man, he talked to Jen again today. Now she has decided to become a lesbian. She says guys just suddenly don't do it for her anymore, and she doesn't know why.

Friend2: Clearly Bob has a Palmer effect on women. He turns them gay within three conversations.
by Roso January 2, 2008
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Mermaid Effect

When a man/boy goes an extended period of no wanking, women grow hotter exponentially each day.

Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.
The mermaid effect totally kicked in when I was camping last week. That tree with the hole started looking pretty good by the end.
by In honor of Steven Wright April 25, 2012
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Cheerleader effect

It's when you see a group of girls or guys and they look hot, but when you see each person individually they are NOT, that an effect, when they are in groups they look hot.
I wish I was like those girls
What!, honey that the cheerleader effect, if you see them individually you will realize they are dorks and ugly bimbos.
by Bryan MG December 20, 2008
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the homecoming effect

the act of stressing out in the weeks before a homecoming dance in regards to the possibilities of not having a date for the dance. side effects may include nausea, headache, upset stomach, and the all around feeling of hopelessness and depression as you have lost all confidence in your abilities.
Joey was experiencing the homecoming effect when he realized that he was single and needed a date for the homecoming dance.
by Dr. Apollo October 6, 2011
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tech effect

The effect noticed on males at Michigan Tech. The longer you're at Tech, the better the girls look and the lower your standards get!
"Dude, that girl's hot!"

"No way man, you're just affected by the Tech Effect."
by wings_2008 August 29, 2008
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Maastricht Effect

A phenomonen which affects attractive women who go to live/study in the small Dutch city of Maastricht. Out of desperation due to the complete shortage of men, they begin to pay attention to unattractive/odd men and give said men undeserved attention. Symptoms include ; hitting laptops, freaking out over text messages, and screaming F***k you Bob at vrithof in the small hours of the morning.
Oh my god...why is she even bothering with him , I mean she is WAY OUT OF HIS LEAUGE...

Maastricht effect man, gets the better of all of us.
by bobhater June 30, 2010
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