Cow Dong

Cow penis ,

Did you see that cow dong draging the ground

by TEAMKINGRACING June 6, 2018

ding dong

Its your goddamn Penis you retard, get a life...

look down, open your pants and you probably have a small fucking dick man... or in other words, a ding dong

by FatLoser26 June 27, 2016

Ding dong

Showing or being dumb like Areli or the sound a doorbell makes

Areli stop being a ding dong

*rings doorbell* ding dong

by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 18, 2019

Mongolian dong slap

A retort to your mates when they say stupid shit

Mate, you're gonna get mongolian dong slapped

by insan3 September 9, 2021

Dong Shot

Fantasy football punishment in which last place (aka ultimate loser) takes a penalty of a massive squirting penis dildo filled with booze, right to the face

Bro- did you see Hunt lost fantasy football AGAIN? He’s got to take ANOTHER Dong Shot!!

by FFL CHAMP December 27, 2022

Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

by R0_gUE January 25, 2017

Corn dong

When your corn fattened Iowa girl eats more corn than a foie gras duck and you put your wiener in her butt to “batter” it.

Bro she loves to eat corn dong.

by McKRAKEN March 8, 2021