Post Valve Depression

A strange and sad feeling one gets whenever they remember or realize that Valve will never make a continuation of amazing games such as Half Life or Portal.

“Man.. thinking about how HL3 or P3 will never happen is just a whole deal.”
“Buddy. Thats Post Valve Depression.” *pat pat*

by Anakinnie April 19, 2022

Type 15 Depression

When you reach peak despair and went mentally insane in Valorant.

Jaydon - *gets run and headshotted*
Jaydon - "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Jaydon's mom - "What is wrong with you Jaydon? This game has literally made your life miserable. You're even taking out your anger by beating your brother up. I'm taking you to a therapist."

Therapist - "Your son has Type 15 Depression."

by patonhill January 9, 2021

purple rain depression

The feeling of being high and depressed at the same time

Hi my name is quan and I have purple rain depression. I just popped two and I want to kill my self.

by Dirty_Dawg December 15, 2016

kronic bitch depression

when your very depressed that your woman (Bitch) has left your sorry ass for someone who can do a better job at pleasin her.

Nick: Whats wrong with tim? why's he cryin??
Justin: He just lost his girl to ken down the street...
Nick: oh damn, he must be suffering from Kronic Bitch Depression!!!

by JAnton November 6, 2007

Year 8 depression

When you’re in secondary school (mainly year 8) and you decide to be all “depressed” for absolutely no reason

“Everyone in my class has year 8 depression”

by Your local legend October 20, 2019

Post Marvin Depression

When you go to a friend/relatives house and they have a really cute dog, but when you leave you get sad because you don't get to see the dog anymore.

"Dude I went to Angela's and her dog is so cute. I really miss him."
"That sounds like Post Marvin Depression."

by Octofrie July 6, 2020

yung crippling depression

A meme page currently at 60.7k followers that has a deep obsession with pugs, yung.crippling.depression post at least twice daily.

Me-Did you see yung crippling depression’s new post?

Freind- ya it was fire!

by Dick lover 420 January 7, 2018