Dan

A Guy

Hi Dan

by Group of Grapes October 7, 2020

Dan Jones'd

When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.

Hey wanna see me Dan Jones'd myself and crash every fucking car I buy on the day I buy it?

by M_j_c October 16, 2020

dirty dan in the cut

When a baseball players batting average is below a three digit number

Quitavious has been Dirty Dan in the cut all season.

by Quitavious Brown June 4, 2017

pullin' a Dan

The act of (accidentally or otherwise) committing to plans with two separate groups of people at the same time, likely resulting in a poor attempt to 'do both'.

"Where's Rosalie tonight? She said she was coming to the party?"
"Ahh, she's pullin' a Dan at another party with her other friends, she'll show up later tonight"

by rosaliehope June 21, 2017

dan gosling

He is pretty gay

Yo, Dan Gosling you pretty gay

by TheYoungerTheTighter October 30, 2017

kong dan

Just a statement that Dan is the king. Usually related to sales-results.

Did you hear? Dan made another sale... Typical Kong Dan

by kendoui February 26, 2018

dan mousseau

Excellence, superb, the definition of "the man". Widely attractive and intelligent.

You are an excellent human being, Dan Mousseau would be proud.

by Interesting facts May 8, 2018