double handy J

when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.

me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.

by brotothemax July 4, 2012

Double Micromanagement

When your boss and your boss's boss both are overmanaging the same issue.

Boss's boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
...shortly after that...
Boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
Previously-happy-go-lucky employee: "assholes. Stop that double micromanagement"

by happy-go-lucky employee March 18, 2013

Double Tarting

When you eat both Pop Tarts at the same time, one on top of the other. Usually done to save time.

John: "Are you double tarting it right now?"
Mary: "Yeah, man, I like to eat quick."

by J$wag May 9, 2013

Double inverted red eye( double inverted moon)

Two people back to back linking their arms together, one person then bends forward until parralel to the ground. Second person lays on that persons back lifting their legs straight up forming a straight line with the persons legs you're lying on. If you have no clothes on then you would be performing the double inverted red eye.

A two person ass flash also known as a double inverted red eye( double inverted moon)

by Dick n' omo May 12, 2013

Double breakup

When someone, after breaking up with you but promising that the two of you will stay friends, breaks contact completely and decides they no longer want to even be friends.

The double breakup goes something like this.

Mikey: "Hey I don't want to be in a relationship with you anymore, but I care about you and I want to be friends."

Not long after....

Mikey: "I don't want to be friends anymore, either."

by Psammead6 May 27, 2013

Double Hog Back Growler

Dropping your pants and pushing the penis and scrotum between your legs before bending over and displaying your buttocks (and male parts) in a mooning gesture.

Mooning wasn't enough to express my displeasure with King Longshanks, so I decided to present him with the double hog back growler!

by Drippy D September 4, 2013

Double Dinner

Eating a meal at dinner time in your own house, then going to a friends house to have dinner again.

Marc: Do you want dessert?
Wez: No thanks, to be honest, I had double dinner today.
Marc: ...
Wez: I had spaghetti before I left my house.

by SporkAvenger September 9, 2013