Fingers crossed

A reference to the lunar cycles and the way that human fingers protrude from our bodies, thus being an external force as well as an internal force. They are at once of the body but apart from it. Thus to cross the fingers is to merge forces and invite chaos.

"Oh man, I dropped my phone in a puddle and a bus run over it."
"Ah mate, you must have had your fingers crossed."

by MysticPetye November 23, 2021

crossing the beams

1. usually associated with marijuana, when you mix either 2 different types of marijuana together or you mix marijuana with some other drug.

joe: yo man ready to smoke some dank bud.

jon: yeah dude, my friend gave me this bud and it was laced with acid.

joe: OH SHIT BRO...CROSSING THE BEAMS

by dsdsdsssdsdd June 9, 2011

Cross Drunk

The act of getting extremely irritated following the ingestion of too much alcohol.

Brutus was so cross drunk last night he ripped the front door off the hinges!

by mcuicchi May 23, 2008

Cross teaming

a word what does not make scene and a nit called kai

THERE CROSS TEAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lee kirwan April 12, 2019

Criss-Cross Mammal Sauce

When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.

Bro, neither of us have gotten laid in a while. Want to criss-cross mammal sauce?

by Truxtin May 2, 2024

cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022

Southern border crossing

Where two guys are going down on the same girl and one is eating the pussy and one is eating the ass and then they kiss

Me and my buddy did a southern border crossing on Maria after the party last night.

by A 1969 Honda civic October 14, 2023