Marabone cow fucker

Marabone cow fucker is a fucked up fucker w.h.o. fucks cows

Oh look over there, it's a Marabone cow fucker

by Me : Tracy Grimshaw April 25, 2020

crocodile kill cow

Violent sex in which partners bite and scratch eachother while barrel rolling and pinning each other down

I had violent crocodile kill cow with my gf last night

by Bob riestley December 05, 2013

Cow goes moo

Drunk phrase, your friends have to reply “moooooo”

You: “cow goes moo”
Friend: “mooooooo”

by DrunkStudent April 12, 2020

Showzit ya cow!

Generally a request for sexual gratification but can also be used as a rebuttal when someone is pissing you off

Last night the Thornwood temptress took her t-shirt and hoodie off and exposed her tits at the window. I was like 'showzit ya cow!'

My boss Ags said 'U better get the work done', i just ignored her and thought 'showzit ya cow!

by Will Young July 02, 2004

To cow out of a breakdown

To hyperfixate on cows to the point where you rant yourself out of a breakdown

Alternative: To show someone pictures of cows until they feel better

To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night

by HighlandCows August 04, 2021

mad cow cancer

When someone is so stupid they sound like a cow with aids when they talk

The homeless man was trying to tell me that but he had mad cow cancer

by Invention20k May 13, 2015

National Cow Day

A day to appreciate cows of all kinds ❤️🐄

Hey did you know it's national cow day???

by CowsRUs February 20, 2020