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Oakton Community College

Oakton Community College is a community college located in Des Plaines, Illinois, right on the Des Plaines River.

Oakton is a physically small school, the building being mostly one long hallway. The classes are organized so basically anyone can pass, and you won't learn a single thing here.

There's also a disproportionate amount of weiiiiiird people here. They also have tampons in all the men's restrooms. The vending machines have frozen hot pockets though. Hot chicks are few and far between. Also everyone's fat, almost nobody rides a bike.
Guy dylan: Yo, I go to Oakton Community College!!

Gal Sasha: I'm sorry for your loss
by outrageousrickyxoxo September 3, 2024
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Community

When you are a hoe . You’re for the entire community. You’re giving soup kitchen , like everybody in the community go there to eat so there’s no difference
“ that niggas a hoe bro , he’s community”
by mimimorgan69 June 7, 2023
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Community pool

A community pool is a place where it is public to the whole town and you can pay a yearly membership to go.
by That0neWeirdKid August 17, 2019
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Community Man

A man who is in every female’s phone

A male who messages or sleeps around with a lot of significant others.
He’s actually a Community Man or
I Love my Community Man
by anonymous December 10, 2023
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Community Policing

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.
by TI Satan June 26, 2023
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