get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit

1. A person who "looks" wealthy, acts wealthy and most people think he is wealthy but in reality it's all pretend.

2. A person who "looks good" no matter what they do. They come out on the winning end all the time.

He's so smooth and such a player he could get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit!

by Dottie Blitz December 27, 2015

one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change

When someone with a lazy eye is not wearing the prescribed glasses and their eye is wonkey.

Dude, one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change. LOL!

by MrSmithy251 August 30, 2010

Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.

Kids: fighting in back seat*

Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Kids: Silent*

by Trey Steroid October 21, 2010

come down my ends you get bear shanked

this is a complex road man phrase only to be use when you are going on level 30 road man

come down my ends means if you come to my area

and you get bear shanked means if you go their they will stab you

hard man levl 24: you wan'na fight bruv

road man levl 30: come down my ends you get bear shanked

by road man cory October 12, 2018

Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy

What you tell your bitch to do in the bedroom

She undressed like a stripper in front of me I couldn't stop these words

“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy”
She responded almost instantly saying

“Lick it up daddy”

by * Kinky daddy* August 17, 2021

white trash version of what goes around comes around

a bastardized generalization of the some people get what they deserve except its their saying as an excuse to justify their scandalous deeds

Teresa: I just stole Michael's wallet, fuck him what goes around comes around.
Robert: What the hell? Why did you do that?

Teresa: Motherfucker wouldn't give me gas money.

white trash version of what goes around comes around

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 19, 2022

can I come over to see your puppy

When a person asks to see your puppy, it means come over and have sex.

Hey, can I come over to see your puppy, after school?

by interestinggirls1999 October 25, 2017