Cul-de-circle

A cul-de-sac with a tree in the middle, creating a circle shape instead of a sac shape. May also be used as an UPGRADE of the original "cul-de-sac"

Person A: Hey check out that cul-de-circle!
Person B: Isn't that a cul-de-sac
Person A: It has a tree, making it a cup-de-circle, look it up.

by ElizaO231 August 7, 2017

Circle turd

When you are in the middle of no where and your only hope of survival is to signal aliens by creating circle turds.

This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.

This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.

Dude some aliens tried to anal probe me the other night. Once they saw my circle turds the respected my space.

by Hole of Knowledge December 16, 2018

crap circles

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs

Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles

by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018

Circles jerk

When you beat off to geometry. Not to be confused with circle jerk.

Timmy! You better not be having a circles jerk again! That's not what I meant by do your math homework!

by TrickyPiggy January 8, 2019

the circle prank

You put a small object under the door of a room someone is in. Then you bang the object to make the person come out of the room. Then when the person comes out you jump out and fart in their face.

The circle prank went horribly wrong when I started instead of farted.

by 1228264621 June 13, 2018

jerking a circle

An underground sexual activity invented by Julien Silvas. Participants hold hands in a circle, while the leader of the group strips off their clothes, stands in the middle, and screams “IM A BABY BALLERINA” maniacally while doing naked ballet and swinging their genitalia around.

“i’ll jerk your circle”
“go away i’m not into jerking a circle”
“IM A BABY BALLERINA AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

by pushingveronica February 7, 2019

circle jerk

manychat community

Manychat community is a damn circle jerk trying hard to do marketing without a single sale.

by mastori September 7, 2018