captain fagget

Homosexual derivative of the well known (yet embarassing) Captain Planet. May be used to describe an extensively homosexual individual, or a leader of a homosexual troupe.

Max: Hey, its Captain Fagget Ted!

by TwTmastr December 25, 2008

Captain Poo

A person who has surpassed the rank of poo private, and poo sergeant, AND poo colonel. This person chooses who poops where and when...and how

Sean is getting a call from Captain Poo

by PokéSean August 14, 2008

Captain Caveman

The impulsive act of smashing a dear item, then regretting same act less than a second later.

"I can not believe I just Captain Cavemaned my computer"

by MDMF March 28, 2009

captain cock block

from cock block;
one who frequently cock blocks a person and/or couples

Bob: What the hell man! did't you see me trying to get at Ashley?

Jim: Haha yeah

Bob: You always do this!!

Jim: I know haha

Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block

by that 1 chick February 11, 2010

captain hook

term for one who has to jack off with 1 finger because their dick is so small(Jason Sansouci)

Whats up Captain Hook.

by manny January 28, 2003

captain obvious

One who dons this name is one who confronts falsity with the glaringly patent nature of truth.

CaptObvious battles liberalism on the perspectives forums:


fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life

CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.

by CaptObvious fan June 1, 2005

Captain midnight

Mory Fadiga.

also see Rashad White

Yo' Mory smile so i can see u...thanks captain midnight!!

by patrick flame November 3, 2004