Sandy Camel

The act of having sand in your Vagina often a result of having sex on the beach

Brian: Isn't the beach great!
Me: No I have a Sandy Camel...

by Happy_Valley July 7, 2010

Da Camel

Gets mad puss, throw ill popoffs, hits grand slams, and throw mad touchdown passes, and gets all the ladies moist

Da Camel strikes again

by ooocamel October 23, 2011

Inverted Camel Spider

A sex position opposite of the typical camel spider. Consists of constructing a spider like web a few feet above your bed. Then have your mating partner upside down (face up ass down) and fuck the shit out of her. Then as you cum you must scream "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING".

Guy 1: "yo I mounted the hottest bitch last night"
Guy 2: "word! Which position?"
Guy1: "Inverted camel spider! It was fucking awesome!"

by Wrestla96 December 6, 2013

Dusty camel

A vagina drier than the Sahara desert.

Mike wanted to have sex with Sally, but she had a dusty camel.

by Jjbob April 3, 2015

Shaved Camel

1) A camel with no hair.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.

Eg: 1) " can I have a ride on dem shaved camels"
2) " Danny's new girl got the shaved camel yo"

by T bagking September 20, 2016

the camel effect

When you wake up after a night of hard drinking and you start drinking again to get rid of the hangover and your body releases all the stored up alcohol in your liver after only one drink and you return to a nice buzzed state.

Bro 1: Dude I was hungover as fuck, then I crushed this brew and now I'm drunk again.
Bro 2: That's the Camel effect Bro.

by Voldemort Putin March 25, 2017

zesty camel

When your mom and dad want another kid because they are stuck with a fuck up like you

"Their kid is such a zesty camel, im disappointed."

by Dank Taco July 13, 2017