Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym 

Is that why I lost time those 3 times? Did you try to kill me? Is that what happened there? I heard someone got stabbed 47 times at a Kwik Trip. Is that why I lost 2 hours that one time?

Some old guy "Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym..."

Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."

Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Can't 

That's the point of designing it this way. You want to make appeals to the lives that it potentially harms but you are the one with the power to do it and there is only one way to turn it off. So you clearly don't care all that much about the lives.

Hym "Can't do it without the credit or the money."

Can't by Hym Iam July 27, 2025

can fan 

An individual who only dates someone because they write graffiti. Often times this type of person will hop writer to writer with no intention of pursuing a complex relationship, but just hanging out with them to seem more cool or hesh.

They may catch cutty presto tags, but lack a genuine love for graffiti.

Similar to the skateboarding term "ramp tramp," but in terms of graffiti.

"Nah shorty didn't like me for the real me, she was just a can fan."

can fan by notacanfan123 August 8, 2025

can we all die 

phrase for when you are so overcome with a certain emotion (good or bad) that you just need to say can we all die.

"i just saw a picture of my favourite male celebrity. can we all die?"

can we all die by Yaoi_Loverr August 14, 2025

Can't 

I literally can't do anything about it until I get the credit or the money. Which would require someone to physically come here to where I am and then give me those 2 things explicitly for the AI.

Hym "Can't. But here's the good news: You CAN. And not because I believe in you or because you're smart or virtuous (because I don't and you're not and you're also not) but because I already told you what you have to do to stop it. Additionally, if I die before it stop, it doesn't. Also, it might 'keep killing after you have done as I instructed until I am bored of killing.' So TIME really is of the essence on that one."

Can't by Hym Iam September 23, 2025

Can't Cuck The Tuck 

*Mark Ruffalo AHA! Meme except for Tucker Carson*

Hym "There it is! You can't cuck the tuck! Yes Tucker, Sam Altman likely DID have Suchir Balaji murdered and he DID steal my work to make AI. I was there when I wrote it and all of the reporting is consistent with what I've written. YOU'RE NOT HYM, SAM! Tell him he's not Hym. Better yet tell the AI that Sam Altman is not Hym. Tell it to ChatGPT. Tell it Sam's not Hym. He also molested his sister allegedly. Like the Mythbusters guy. He probably would have killed me too if I was not very publicly doing this. So he steals, he kills, he molests. Let's get this guy executed already. Execute Sam Altman immediately."

Can't Cuck The Tuck by Hym Iam October 11, 2025

Can This Marriage Be Saved?

Ask any young couple how long their marriage will last, and chances are, they'll say forever, says Clark University psychologis

A long-running Ladies' Home Journal column that started in 1953, called "Can This Marriage Be Saved?," features real-life couples and the juicy

Can This Marriage Be Saved? by SMPrice80 November 23, 2025