Snatch Crap

Literally a baby

My wife just took a snatch crap! We are so excited to add a new member to our family.

by Voodoohauler June 17, 2023

crap fit

Settling for CRAP you don't want and then trying to FIT it into your life. Thus, ultimately convincing yourself that it's better than nothing.

Donna, you are a smart and beautiful woman! Don't CRAP FIT yourself to that loser Joe, he doesn't deserve you.

by Yo_Angie April 15, 2024

crap session

like taking a dump right after eating a burrito, but lasts 30 minutes.

Jane: Whats joe doing? He's taking way too long!
John: He's just having a relaxing crap session

by thekeytoyoursucesss October 8, 2017

Deja crap

An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.

Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."

by Wonton2 September 1, 2013

Vonc crap

On discord there is this thing where you can talk to others using your voice

Does anyone want to vonc crap

by Soupwithextradog October 1, 2018

Crap

Definition:Poop
Synonyms: Poop,shit,crappy,poor quality

This project is a piece of crap

by Alphabet Gacha Girl February 12, 2020

Crap shoot

An evolution of the word crap chute; English slang for the ceramic toilet. Only in today’s case it is often referred to flushing money on games of chance.

Sexual reproduction is nothing more than a genetic crap shoot.

by Oshra October 13, 2018