Cookie Hog

When a pig gets so constipated that its intestines burst and it dies.

"Your pig died from a clogged up poop-chute? That's a cookie hog!"

by George_W_Kush_ September 15, 2023

cookie pouch

A cutesy name for the primordial pouch on a cat's stomach. Specifically applies to chonkers, or cats with very prominent pouches.

Whenever my cat hears the can opener, he sprints down the hall to the kitchen and I get to laugh my ass off at his cookie pouch swinging side to side.

by Mikalhvi July 9, 2022

cookie muslim

its a phrase and saying of complete randomness and dadaism, its the type of shit davis says when he exists

thats so cookie muslim

by ebajimo August 23, 2022

need a cookie

Another way of saying I don’t give a fuck

“Haha jake I beat you”
Jake: need a cookie?

by Xrjdy hv dt April 21, 2022

im a cookie

ur a cookie!
u typed this in urban dictionary cuz ur bored... u want a cookie, so ur one now.
ABRACADABRA NOW UR A COOKIE!!!
now u really r a cookie.
now type im a cake

qwerty combo: im hungry. i want a cookie! *types "im a cookie" in urban dictionary. WOW SOMEONE ACTUALLY DEFINED THIS TERM... who wasted their time?
y u looking at my name?: me.

by y u looking at my name??? April 26, 2022

Croissant cookie

Someone with 2 sides.she loves eating sandwiches and she is a engineer.Can time travel and easily pull up all nighters.Is someone that most people can like and love

I called my friend a croissant cookie since she loves eating sandwiches.

by Galaxy.x October 26, 2022

Clover cookie

Clover cookie is best cookie run and gets bitches . Clovers bitches are literally - Red velvet , Herb , Licorice , Almond , Dark choco , Fig , Parfait , Espresso , Madeline , And more !

Person A -- " Did you know Clover cookie is my favorite CRK character ? "
Person B -- ' Ill suck u off for ur W opinion '

by ImALoserInLoveeeee November 20, 2022