I breathed 

a response to unnecessarily harsh slander towards you

jake: "i love this shirt."
bella: "ok we get it you love that shirt."
jake: "ok wow i breathed."

I breathed by esketitauditions May 25, 2018

breathing 

1. Inhale... exhale
2. Over-rated

Not-breathing, it's what all the cool kids do.

breathing by acronym December 22, 2005

breadhead 

a person whos only concern is money

( see neils book of the dead )

my dad is such a breadhead

breadhead by HiMoon November 22, 2004

Redbank Breathilizer 

If you are giving your best friend or relative a blow job then you are to drunk to drive.

I told mom that the Redbank Breathilizer proved that she was to drunk to drive home. And now we have no money to pay for mom's funeral after paying for cousin Benny's penis re-attachment surgery.

Redbank Breathilizer by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010

breather ring 

Term used to describe the indentation created during a momentary break in a particularly long toilet birth.

"Damn it, get me some all-bran, that last choddie needed FOUR breather rings!!"

breather ring by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

breathplay 

The restriction of breathing, usually during sex, to gain erotic satisfaction. Can be done by one's partner(see erotic asphixiation) or alone (see auto-erotic asphixiation).

He didn't mind wearing a collar, but he drew the line at breathplay.

breathplay by greensleeves8537 May 21, 2005

Go commit not breathing 

A more insulting way of saying go die, commit suicide, or I hate you. Clearly, anyone who says this to someone they most dearly hate must hate them with the power of a goat. Careful saying this to someone, they might just get hurt.

CoolGuy123: You are the stupid.
GirlofDeath456: Go commit not breathing.

CoolGuy123: Why are you so mean to me.

Go commit not breathing by Dogs.mp4 July 22, 2018