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Road-Bread 

The act of performing oral sex on a female with a yeast infection while she is driving a motor vehicle. Basically the same thing as "Road-Head" except it is with a female driver and she has enough yeast to bake bread in her cooter.
I gave my girl Road-Bread on the way to the beach. I leaned over under the steering wheel and gave her head. The car was then filled with the sweet aroma of a honey wheat "King's Hawaiian Roll."
Road-Bread by Guacamullet September 5, 2016

bread dog 

A dog with bread around it's face
Those bread dog's are so cute!!!
bread dog by Bread dog 1234 December 10, 2016

Long bread 

Bread that comes in a long form #baguette
I would like my tuna on a long bread please
Long bread by Breadmen July 14, 2017

Banana Bread Homeschooler 

Someone who is overly clean-cut, socially awkward and/or lame.

And if the term itself wasn’t insulting enough already, it can be used as an actual clean-cut insult.
“Sally is so weird. She doesn’t know how to interact with people and she never does anything fun. I guess that’s not surprising though since she was homeschooled. She’s literally a banana bread homeschooler.”

“We’re going over to Kevin’s tonight to hang out, you should come.”
“Nah, I’m tired so I think I’m just gonna go home.”
“Come on, man. Don’t be a banana bread homeschooler.”

Garlic Bread Voice 

When you eat too much garlic bread without any liquid and it sounds like there is a goat screaming for help in your throat.
Dude, drink some water because you have garlic bread voice.

Tatty bread 

Potatoe bread in northern irish slang
My fry had some tatty bread with it.
Tatty bread by Johnpeterson12 July 24, 2018