Mutant booger

A huge booger from deep inside nasal cavity

Al: Wow that was a relief.
Brenda: What was ?
Al: That mutant booger I just sneezed out. It looked like a broccoli floret.

Brenda: Ew.

Al: It stuck to the vanity top and would hardly budge so I am going to get it dry out and scrape it off in the morning with a putty knife.

by cut the cards February 4, 2026

Brooklyn Booger bubbler

When 2 males eat each others boogers until full and proceed to drink a lot of water with laxatives in it causing the 2 males to have to poop where they then proceed to crap in each others mouths until poop begins running out their noses

My friend Randy and I had a Brooklyn booger bubbler and all of that poop bubbled out our noses.

by Markus Willbot March 9, 2026

Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh

A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.

It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.

by teeny weeny sheeny February 15, 2025

Milk booger

n. A flake of dried milk that falls into your cereal (or other milk-bearing concoction) from the lip of the milk carton.

My little brother loves to eat his own boogers but is repulsed by milk boogers. Sure.

by the_tao_of_3 May 15, 2025

boy booger

also known as booger sugar

Frank gets no sleep because the kids are downstairs blasting music all night so before work he has to rip a fat line of boy booger

by Blow Master July 9, 2025

Arabian Boggle

When two or more people take turns poking each other in the eye with their dicks, until someone gives up. The winners then jizz on a piece of Naan bread that the loser eats. It was invented during the crusades and gained a resurgence during the GWOT.

I think Osama is using performance enhancing drugs, he never loses a round of Arabian Boggle.

by FrankAsstle July 24, 2025

Cheese Boggle

A Ponce or a pretentious, affected, or effete man.

"You're a Cheese Boggle"

by Shucks77 September 13, 2025