The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.
Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!
Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!
Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!
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A Buddy Boner is an erection that a man gets while hanging out with his male friends. It doesn't mean that he's gay; it just means that he's having a good time.
When Bill and Mark played poker together they each developed buddy boners. Man, were they ever having a good time.
by Chicago Jo September 25, 2006
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Get the boner mug.When two males are wrestling and one has the sudden urge to erect his penis in the midst of grappling.
Tyrome was grappling Thomas during the wrestling match when all of a sudden, Thomas's Wrestler's Boner surprised Tyrome and Thomas got on top of him for a submission.
by TylerTurtle May 15, 2010
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by Girlzrfun December 2, 2003
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by chrisphillips April 27, 2009
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