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Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.
by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005
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John Basedow

A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."

Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
by tito puente August 30, 2006
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Basement Bitch

The 6 year old Mongolian child slave i have tied up in my basement.
Hey bro have you met my Basement Bitch. Come on down ill introduce you to her.
by John_Stamos_xxx April 7, 2020
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Baseball Mitt

When a male sticks his whole hand into a womans vagina opens his hand, and with all his might, lifts the lady into the air and holds her up.
Lady: Turn me into a baseball mitt

Man: Okay.
by King of Cacti May 17, 2014
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basement water

that delicious concoction of mold, dirt, and rainwater that collects in your basement
by basementwater May 2, 2019
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Based Lifter

A Based Lifter is a beast lifter who is also Based and Epic. The CEO of Based Lifters is Logan Rees He's the most based person ever and an absolute Animal in the gym.
That is so based!!! He is a Based Lifter!! FUAHHHH!!!
by Based Lifter!!! April 22, 2021
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basejeezus

Yo! did you see that new basejeezus video? he killed it!!
by leelpacksneejay September 6, 2021
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