Button Down Shirt Energy

Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.
Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
by CutiePatootiePie January 20, 2025
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Ben Button Disease

Ben Button Disease is when a patient is born, and they mature, they actually grow "young". Basically the patient ages backwards.

Also See Jen Button Disease
Brat Pitt's character in Benjamin Button suffered from Ben Button Disease

Dude 1 : "Yo, that baby is mad smart"
Dude 2 : " Nah man, this little baby is actually 76 years old. My mom used to baby sit him but he looked mad older than my moms. People round the block thought they were just dating and shit"
by Some_Dogg June 29, 2009
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button crushing

The sexual act of pressing down just below a person's navel while fucking (usually from behind but any way works) them which increases pressure to their g-spot or prostate depending on which they have, as well as the dick inside them. If done properly it may result in a more intense orgasm for the receiving person.
"Glen's the best lover I've ever had. He always uses button crushing as a finishing move!"
by CreativeWithaD June 18, 2018
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Fungle Button

When a old person falls over we call them "Fungle Buttons"
by FMG11 January 13, 2022
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khaki button

Khaki is a creamy brown colour and button refers to a butt hole.
During a night of anal sex he came in my butt so much that I’ll have a khaki button for weeks.
by Spoopleman January 18, 2023
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