The Breath Of Versailles, The Breathe Of Marseilles, And The Breathing Of The Country Of France

what I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Versailles, The Breathe Of Marseilles, And The Breathing Of The Country Of France

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025

trout breath

A condition of bad breath caused by going down on a female.

"Damn yo - woke up this morning with that trout breath."

by drdudeguy July 20, 2016

savior breath

Da "don't waste your lungs-exercising" reply dat an "unconvinced" individual says to a Bible-thumping "born-aginner" when declining his offer to join him in his supposedly-enlightened-and-favored status.

I tried establishment religion for a while, but in da end I really experienced nothing but false guilt, misery, and heartache --- I should have just said "savior breath" to dat pushy-Pentecostal preacher who pulled over and interrupted me while I was merely out for a walk along da road!

by QuacksO April 19, 2025

waiting with baited breath

What a cat does by eating cheese and then hiding silently near a mouse-hole for a furry varmint to come out looking for da source of da delicious aroma.

Garfield is shown to easily catch multiple mice --- i.e., one underneath each foot --- without even trying very hard, and so it's possible dat he was "waiting with baited breath", and so da mice just flocked to him. Or of course, it could also merely be dat said speedy specimens of omnivorous opportunity have learned by now dat said tubby tabby never actually eats da mice he catches or otherwise harms them in any way, and so they are less watchful 'n' wary around Jon's house than they might be in other people's domiciles where da resident felines actually may hunt said rodents for real.

by QuacksO February 27, 2024

Cat Poop Breath

Morning breath that smells akin to cat poop. Typically occurs after a night of drinking, or nacho eating.

Girl: Good morning. Jeezy creezy, you have cat poop breath!
Guy: I'm pretty sure I got into a batch last night when I was drunk.

by uvkorn7 November 19, 2010

The Breath Of Fresh Air.

What I call homo-sapiens who have perianal absceses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now the breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 09, 2025

Pish Breath

Someone who's breath is bad. Implying that their breath is as bad as pish (Scot; Urine)

"Aye awright pish breath, calm doon eh'

by Mish MoneyP June 18, 2016