Last Breath

A sans that has so many phases you could finish all the shows on Netflix before beating him

Person: Last Breath Phase 67777776666
Maidens & Father: *leaves*

by SansAUNerd June 13, 2023

Lyons Breath

A drink consisting of two shots of cognac and a favored local beer

We ordered Lyons breath and our night took a turn

by Eric Lyon June 20, 2023

Whore Breath

Whore breath is used to describe the breath of a woman (or man) whose breath reeks of ass, dick, gooch, or any other body part of another person. It can be obtained by not brushing your teeth and tongue after having a sexual encounter.

P1: Oh my god. Did you smell Amanda's breath?
P2: Yep. Looks like we've got ourselves a huge case of whore breath.
Amanda: You got me! I went to a 32-person orgy last night!
P1 and P2: *visibly disgusted*

by TotallyNotAGirl February 23, 2023

cheese breath

So, cheese breath is a derogatory term describing the breath of a Wisconsin person, especially a Green Bay Packers’ fan.

FEMALE 1: GIRL! WTF is that rancid ass smell that is making me gag!

FEMALE 2: It’s cheese breath!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Locomotive Breath

In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath
Runs the all-time loser
Headlong to his death
Oh, he feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Charlie stole the handle
And the train it won't stop

Oh no way to slow down
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations one by one
His woman and his best friend
In bed and having fun

Oh, he's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Charlie stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
Hey
He hears the silence howling
Catches angels as they fall
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls
Oh, he picks up Gideons bible
Open at page one
I think God he stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down

Locomotive Breath

by Death Menace March 13, 2023

breathe

trauma dumpster:
breathesafespace.com

have you been on breathe?
can't tell you, it is anonymous

by murteltheturtle March 19, 2023

Dog Dick Cheese Breath

Someone with stank ass breath.

Kevin has dog dick cheese breath.

by flippin pham March 23, 2023