Flash-Boner

A boner that arises immediately from the presence of a really hot chick or some female body parts on serious display.

"Jessica walked in wearing a thong and a push-up bra and immediately I had a flash-boner."

by Dan_07 October 26, 2011

Inward Boner

I just used this little phrase myself.. An inward boner is for a woman who gets excited (turned on) just by the thought of a certain guy.

Wow, All I do is think of you and my inward boner just happens.

by Annalis October 29, 2018

Weird Boner

The instance where a person gets an erection figuratively or literally over an unusual circumstance or over a fictional character

The other day when I watched Return of the Jedi, Slave Leia gave me a weird boner. -or- That prime rib I ate was so delicious, it gave me a weird boner.

by Wade Poole July 23, 2018

Marvel Boner

Getting an erection before, during and after watching “Avengers - Infinity War” and keeping it hard by rewatchng all Marvel movies just to go see the movie again.

Dude! I’m so stoked to go see the new Avengers movie “Avengers - Infinity wars” that I’ve had a Marvel Boner for days! Let’s go watch it, you’ll see what I mean!

by Toonis May 31, 2018

boner oven

A woman's vagina.

Can't wait to go home and insert my penis into my wife's boner oven. I creampied in my side hoe's boner oven last night, it was great.

by penishandle June 4, 2018

Railroad Boner

A model train hobbyist who gets an erection to a train passing through a tunnel.

Tony was working on the railroad when a train came through the tunnel causing him to achieve a railroad boner.

by Railfan22 February 8, 2023

Trashy boner

An unwanted boner which someone gets in a public place is known as a trashy boner

Karen called me a simp for getting a trashy boner

by someduck69 November 29, 2022