Soft Stuff

Any area of the body particularly vulnerable to attack, i.e. the belly or genitals. Euphemistically, this is meant to convey any vulnerability, be it emotional, physical or otherwise.
A'int that a kick in the soft stuff?

Just hit em in the soft stuff and walk away.
by ihavemadefire June 24, 2019
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Extra soft

When it’s just not hard enough to please your partner
Damn, I left the butter on the bench last night it’s gonna be extra soft, my partner would not be able to be pleased anymore.
by John john-Smith Smith August 02, 2022
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Soft Porn

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers
Soft porn is like porn without sex lol
by giorgio4 November 22, 2021
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Pop soft

Toronto-slang for "leave the premises".
This club is terrible. Let's pop soft
by Kramer252 February 28, 2022
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The Soft Shift

(Verb) The unethical act of your Precinct's Captain or Lieutenant (in some cases Sergeant), assigning a shift to you with no prior notice or attempts to inform you.
The Soft Shift is typically accompanied by a firm, "come on (your name)... I know you saw it on your schedule... and now I don't have any other Officers to get it covered..."
by Salty_LEO_1984 July 26, 2019
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Soft cunt

When you constantly whine about being an ex-Wigan player and you suck Shaun Wane’s dick.

Or, you are only joined Jujitsu to cuddle men.
Look at him there telling every one to Google him, I used to room with Lomax. What a soft cunt
by Hayeis July 29, 2022
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Soft cunt

The weakest of the coke head group, stands sideways and you can't see him also stinks of piss
D.B you're a soft cunt and a skinny waste
by Biglad92 October 22, 2022
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