sure as buttons

When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.

A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.

CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.

by 000Six_Six000 December 14, 2022

mackey button

The asshole/anus

My cat waltzed by with her tail stuck straight up in the air and everyone saw her Mackey Button. My dog keeps licking his Mackey Button. I banged my girlfriend in her Mackey Button last week and she hasn't been able to walk right since.

by BadBoneDaddy September 18, 2013

full button

someone who is both full of themselves and as cute as a button, so one cannot resist them.

I REALLY want to make out with the full button over there, but he probably only kisses himself...

by daJESSter983 July 7, 2009

Poverty Button

An unlabeled, unusable button or switch in your car because you couldn't afford the option upgrade.

Every time I look at that unlabeled poverty button on my dash, I'm reminded of the heated seats I couldn't afford.

by Durt McGurt November 13, 2023

Buttons

John F. Kennedy's nickname for his daughter Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg

Buttons is an attorney and went on to become United States Ambassador to Japan in the Obama administration.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2020

Trap Button

When the belly button rule fails because she is an "outie."

Patrick: Cheryl had me go down on her, but I puked when I caught a whiff of her trap button.

Dustin: What the fuck is a trap button?

Patrick: It's when you can't tell she's a whore because she's an "outie" and never wears clothing that exposes her belly. You think it's kosher until you're south of the border.

by Raphastus March 10, 2014

button mush

someone with an aesthetically pleasing penis who one happens to be rather in fond with ❤️

i am in fond with button mush

by mush222 November 6, 2025