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Puppy Love

Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexually in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.
Danielle: You remember the lecture on puppy love in our human sexuality class.
Kandiss: Yes, and during the lecture I could do is think about my ex and feel sorry for his next.
by Starving Artist May 31, 2025
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puppying about

Exploring something new and/or exciting instead of focusing on the task that the object of attention was supposed to be used for or following instructions provided on how to use it.
You have to repeat your instructions several times before she stops puppying about and gets back on task.

One of the reports I found while just puppying about earlier turned out to be useful!
by minagica January 9, 2019
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boone's farm slush puppy

A poopy explosion brought on by drinking too much Boone's Farm in which the desecration happens on the feet.
"Man, I brought this girl back from the bar and she Boone's Farm Slush Puppy (ied) all over me."
by SLUTPUPPY69 May 31, 2018
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Iowa hush puppy

The batter dipped and fried testicles of farm animals, considered a delicacy in farm country.
City Boy: I would never eat a bull testicle, but I do love an Iowa hush puppy.
by El Walkerama February 23, 2020
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beatboxing puppy

A tiny puppy who has the ability to beatbox like an adult human.
Jamie: Girl, we've been knowing how to draw,
Athena: Beatboxing puppy.
Jamie: Huh?

(beatboxing ensues)
by iBrokeMyGlasses January 29, 2024
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Gush puppy

Gush puppy is when you get your prostate checked doggy style and his anal glands squirt everywhere
Come hither
Oh man I just had a *gush puppy*”
by BishopRox123 January 16, 2021
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hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.
Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.
by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015
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