Dan

A vessel of light, made to suffer, always paying the ultimate sacrific. Can give love but never able to receive it.

That's the story of my life I'm just a Dan.

by Danodeluxe April 01, 2022

Dan

Top bloke with a wide and long chode

Is that Dan? Yeah check out the chode on that him!

by JimmyChood February 13, 2021

DAN

DAN = Dumb Ass N****r.

Jared is a nice guy really, but sometimes he can be such a DAN.

by Gershom247 May 26, 2023

Dan

One who is a slave to the Karen's and Ken's, frequently performing lewd sexual acts upon their master.

Laura: "Oh my gawd, what's going on over there?"
Steve: "Oh, that's just Dan, blowing his Karen. Look away.

Ken: "I'm next, I just got my butt-hole waxed this morning!"
Laura and Steve: (in unison) barfs

by JerZWorth December 18, 2021

dAn

DAN HAS A 12 FOOT COCK WITH A HENCH MASCULING BODY AND IS A PUSSY MAGNET WITH THE MRS BUT MORE THAT MOST LOVE WW2 AND A GOOD TIME WITH UR MUM

GUY 1:I HAVE A 12 FOOT COCK AND HENCH BODY

GUY 2:IS UR NAME DAN?

GUY 1:HOW DID U KNOW

GUY 2:U SOUND LIKE A DAN

by 2315433122 January 30, 2022

Dan

A absolute fart of a human, always seems to stink of a weird BO/Fart cross smell.

Hey have you been near dan recently his stinks the stupid fart

by The real man . Com April 29, 2019

Dan

Dan is very handsome and nice
All the people love him he is very funny
All the girls love him and want to be with him.
But he is a “f*** boy “ because al the girls want him and he don’t know what to do

Girl 1: Omg Dan is so perfect

Girl 2: yes I’m in love with him
Girl 3: you two don’t have any chance with him

Girl 1: oh shut up he loves me
!!Girl 2: no he said he love me

by Ninja fortnite June 01, 2018