whack potato

A crazy dingbat, a nut job, someone who does dumb things.

She's such a whack potato!

by Itskatie96 July 9, 2016

ponderous potato

When someone does something out of curiosity but it annoys you.

Guy 1 "I tried shaving my ass.."
Guy 2 "You're such a ponderous potato!"

by FriesPlease September 22, 2014

Sac Potato

A punch of thots in a Potato Sac

Angel and his friends are such a Sac Potato.

by Saccs October 3, 2018

the american potato

The act of shaping a potato into a dildo and sticking in your buddies ass

Brian: hey Jake, give me the American potato
Jake: wtf, no bro

by Blyat_boi11 May 19, 2019

Potato friend

1. A trifling person who acts like a friend, but instead shills their smelly oils and MLM based products down your throat.
2. A friend that retrieves potatoes.

Susan and Karen make the perfect pair of potato friends.

by Ohmygollywolly October 7, 2019

Ugly Potato

Something that people call themselves when they believe they are unattractive/ugly. Can also be used as an insult.

Person a: Oh my gosh, I'm such an ugly potato.
Person b: No you're not, shut up.

Person: My crush is a goddess and I'm just an ugly potato.

Person a: Would you like to go out with me?
Person b: Ewww you're such an ugly potato thoughhh...

by Mighty Bean Boi April 7, 2022

Rotten Potatoes

1.) Plural of Rotten Potato

2.) A group of Irish men over the age of 45 in a pub or bar

"The bar was filled with rotten potatoes."

by Dazz Doesn't Care January 19, 2019