Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.

Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!

by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010

Jason

A stupid fuck that doesn’t know shit

no one likes you jason

by Uh090909 October 17, 2020

Jason

He's someone who is very charismatic. He sometimes stutters a lot though. He shows love but sometimes too much to the point of playing around with girls. Jason is also very cool

Whos that cool guy over there?

Oh thats jason, dont get played

by hippomoppo August 3, 2023

Jason chode Roberts

A man with short stumpy Arms

“Oh Shit! Jason Chode Roberts has chode Arms

by Jason Chode Roberts November 12, 2019

dot jason

A programming slang for a .json file format. It is frequently pronounced as "dot jay-sun", instead of "dot jay ess oh en". Sort of like how some maniacs pronounce GIF as "gee eye eff".

I put the data in a dot jason file.

by Cheespeasa October 30, 2022

Jasoned

When dating or being engaged to a man who is already married but is also dating many women behind his wifes back.

Ive been jasoned

by Wendy mary 75 January 29, 2021

Jason carver

an absolute bitch with a good actor

This idiot tried to kill eddie munson and lucas sinclair in stranger things

Then he split in half and died

Bob: "I feel like I am gonna split in half"
Kevin: "like jason carver?"

by Luke124 July 16, 2022