Dick Melon

Dick melon is made when a man fucks a melon and serves the melon that was used.

"Dude if you serve me dick melon I'm gonna beat your ass."

by Jxst_a_thxttie June 14, 2018

tip dicked

To get stepped and impaled by rocks in the foot or any other region that requires physical touch

Joey: Yo dude my feet are killing me! Those rocks suck major ass.
Natalie: Same dude! You know how horrible it feels to be tip dicked? Not cool.

by burntille November 2, 2020

Stim dick

When you take stimulant drugs (such as cocaine, adderall, meth) and your dick shrinks down into a tiny useless appendage

Guy 1 : Did you fuck that thot last night?
Guy 2: Nah man I railed some fat lines of blow last night and I got stim dick bad, I couldn’t get it up at all.

by YungGoat May 26, 2020

Dick Minich

Someone who is usually calm when sober, but after a few drink transforms into a total douche

After Joe threw back 7 or 8 captain and cokes he turned into a real Dick Minich

by Nicholi Minicholi May 23, 2010

Ox Dick

The impressively sized softie (flaccid penis) that one achieves after using opiates. In the locker room will make other males feel inadequate, and in the bedroom will make your girl excited and happy.

"After taking that handful of vics, I've got some serious ox dick. The things thicker than my wrist!"

by oxcox December 17, 2011

Dick in the door

When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.

Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.

by Great Seany July 5, 2016

Dick Heavy

Used to describe a group of people in which there are more males than females.

"Dude, we should call Sara and Angela before we head to the party, we're kinda dick heavy."

by Frank Taylore March 11, 2008