05-13

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
-Wayne Gretzky ✝ 61-X"

-Michael Scott ✝ 05-13

by Voiceofreason2 January 22, 2025

Joel McKinnon Miller 《Super Android 13》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joel McKinnon Miller 《Super Android 13》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

The semilla you need is in the bathtub (02/13/2025)

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Person 343: The semilla you need is in the bathtub (02/13/2025)

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

february 13

National send 5 ass pics day

Hey it’s february 13 you look like you got ass lemme see sum ass

by montgeus jay stewuart February 13, 2025

December 13

National beat and rob David Haney day

I it's December 13

by xXZombieSlayer73Xx February 25, 2025

March 13

March 13 is the day you get to grab/squeeze your GIRLFRIEND'S ass as much as you want! Make sure she feels it boys!
Also, if she gasps or flinches, she owes you a yes day!!! (Don't make her uncomfortable though!)

Boyfriend: squeezes/grabs her ass
Girlfriend: "what was that for!?"
Boyfriend: "it's march 13"
Girlfriend: "ughhh fine..."

by You are gayer than gay-toe. March 12, 2025

1/13

ADAM IS A GOOD BOY

I go 1/13 in the rec. - adam

by Ishootbetterthanadam March 13, 2025