j status

to do something jewly or a jewish action

scotts constant penny picking is very j status

by bbspo July 7, 2008

J-Med

Greatness...Simply AMAZING, the one, true Dynasty of D-Wade, a TRUE champion... J-Med is the epitome of the term "God-like".

WOW look at J-Med, he is so God-like!

by J-Med June 15, 2009

J-rab

A jippy Arab like person

Shut the hell up you J-rab

by Smoby-jones September 3, 2008

Roll A J

the act of rolling weed into a paper joint; to roll marijuana into a paper
usually rolled in rolling Raw Papers

"You should roll a j so that we can smoke and get high"

by stephydeeee94 November 1, 2013

sweet j

a good blowjob; head

damn that bitch gives a sweet j.

by Growcock November 5, 2007

J-Wow

An incompetent worker, lacking in the ability to understand simple concepts and/or follow simple rules. Often believes they are mostly, or always correct, but rarely are.

Holy crap, that is a total J-wow installation, how are we going to fix this?

by Professor Hugh G Rection November 6, 2014

heat-j

to control the temperature, to be in charge of the thermostat.

driver: 'yo dude, you wanna dj? there are cds in the glove box'
passenger: 'cool, mind if i turn on the aircon too?'
driver: 'yeah man, you can heat-j too'

by Cowboy Jim August 5, 2008