The Nipple Man

The Nipple Man is an almighty GOD.

He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.

join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.

all hail The Nipple Man

Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?

Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?

Person 1: same really

by No Worries Cuz Im A Torsk November 2, 2019

Dirty Man Piñata

A naughty party game played with 3 - 6 people. You start the game with everyone taking a shot. Once taking a shot (of your choice), the oldest “male” of the group gets erect and everyone then proceeds to take turns jerking him off. Every participant has 30 seconds to make him cum, if there is no ejaculation the jerker has to take a shot and the next person goes. Whoever is the one to make said “male” ejaculate is crowned the winner and doesn’t have to drink while the losers are forced to drink a shot of choice by the now post ejaculate “male.”

Oh my god we had so much fun playing Dirty Man Piñata last night! I was the big winner, obviously!

by Anonymous 113567 February 21, 2021

Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.

Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?

by local floridian man January 11, 2023

Spider-man Lottery

An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider

Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.

by Clevervirus July 24, 2024

Lite gott ska man ha

The sentence you use after consuming and delicious meal or snacc

*eating snacc*

MMM lite gott ska man ha!

by pamcom January 15, 2022

that man has funny eyebrows

the sentence my mum said when i asked her to say a sentence

me : "give me a sentence"
mum: "that man has funny eyebrows"

by outtheox August 25, 2023

Mac N’ Cheese Man

Short lived docu-series about the Mac N’ Cheese Man that peaked in relevance mid quarantine (2020). Sadly the man himself has fell to a crippling meth addiction and resides in Fresno, CA.

“Yo, remember that Mac N’ Cheese Man series back in quarantine?”
“LMAO. Remember when he called to his wise Jewish uncle for advice in the forest?”

by dontbuyfrompairchief September 26, 2022