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Shit yourself, have I?

Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.
"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"

"certainly, my pleasure"

(sudden smell of shit is apparant)

"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"
by ANNA! April 5, 2020
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HOLY SHIT IM BORED

when you are fuckin bored as shit but u have wifi and u dont have anything else to do during quarantine
by HOLY SHITT April 17, 2020
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Blow Yo Shit Back

To shoot someone, particularly but not limited to, the head region.
When we robbed Fort Knox, this general & vault guard kept saying there hasn't been gold in the vaults since 1953 and that we wasting our time. I told them "STOP FUCKIN' WITH ME BEFORE I BLOW YO SHIT BACK! BOTH OF YALL!!"
by GO DJ HaKa December 11, 2017
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Modern Pumpkin Shit 3

Cr1TiKaL's name for Modern Warfare 3 in his Fun Tactics episode MW3 Fun Tactics The Stinger and The Package on youtube.
Cr1TiKal: Hey whats up everybody it's Cr1TiKal and this video is for Modern Pumpkin Shit 3.
by jfdfdy November 26, 2011
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SBM(shit bhai moment)

a true sbm is when shit bhai unintentionally comes out of ur mouth,from ur heart
bansal did u eat dinner
bansal:no im on a keto diet i ate chips

everyone:SBM(shit bhai moment)
by REDDY ANNA MALLESWARAM August 4, 2022
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shit-smellin-fucktard

a stink so aweful that it would make a manure pile smell like heaven. this smell is usually on tanner
benjiman- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL

corydapimp- O MY GOD IT MUST BE tanner THE shit-smellin-fucktard
by onebigcracka May 7, 2005
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Shit in his Mess Kit

Mess Kit - A collection of silverware and cookware used during extended military campaigns.

Shit in ones Mess Kit - Military term meaning “to fuck oneself over”. Who in there right mind would shit in the very thing they are going to eat out of?
Jarhead: Wow! Bob really Shit in his Mess Kit when he told the Sergeant Jones he was a no load limp dick.
Other Jarhead: Yup...he is fucked!
by dunkmonkey December 9, 2008
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