ruined my surprise party

doing anything that makes someone upset or angry. "you ruined my surprise party!!! now i can't trust you anymore"
describing when someone becomes irrationally angry. "gosh, what did you do ruin her surprise party?"
to look on the lighter side of a bad situation. "at least he didn't ruin your surprise party"

you ruined my surprise party when you slept with her.

by kekerawr February 24, 2011

getting right on my tits

Phrase from the UK. Used to explain that someone or something is getting on your nerves/annoying. Not necessarily said by a woman, and not to be taken literally.

Man 1: I see Chelsea have won the league again.

Man 2: I know! Mourinho is getting right on my tits!!

by Dalyaana January 19, 2023

Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT

"Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT" was a Facebook group created around the time that Joe Biden won the 2020 U.S Presidential Election.

"Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT" may have only lasted for a few months (it was deleted shortly after the Capitol Riot), but in that short span of time, it became one of the largest Facebook groups of all time, with nearly three million members at the time of the infamous riot - proving what America REALLY thinks about the 46th.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2022

Hand me my iron

Give me my shank (or any other kind of weapon

oh thats funny huh? Earl hand me my iron

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

Scared out of my pants

When one is so scared that they loose their pants. This in turn brings them higher up on the "Next-to-be-murdered list" in horror movies, a.k.a. the Horror Movie order.

Oh my god, when I saw The Ring, I was scared out of my Pants.

by Crazed Bitches June 22, 2010

feel my pain mode

A childish yet effective coping mechanism often used by customer service agents when they've been speaking to an imbecile too long. It consists of reiterating everything stupid the caller says loudly so everyone around you can feel the same level of frustration you are experiencing.

support agent #1: "YES THAT'S RIGHT THE SHUTDOWN BUTTON WILL INFACT SHUTDOWN THE COMPUTER"

support agent #2: Why is he shouting like that?

support agent #3: He's obviously got an imbecile on the line and has relapsed into feel my pain mode.

by Jesse Stacey May 18, 2008

bone up my deek

generally used by a restaurant server, a play on 'bon appetit,' directed at some asshole customer

After serving the entrees to the table of obnoxious hoosiers, the waiter could be heard saying 'bone up my deek' under his breath

by The Wimmer June 10, 2008