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egg wife

me: bro my egg wife cheated on me
my friend: yeah i fucked her

me: isn’t she like a lesbian wtf
by saf -.- December 27, 2020
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jotaros._.wife

amazing bitch, i don't blame you for wanting to immediately marry her. now go on tiktok and follow her or im gonna take ur toes :)
person1: have you heard of jotaros._.wife?
person2: yes i love her so much

person1: :DDD
by xed7even April 4, 2021
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wife of bellatrix

“Wow, Lily is the wife of Bellatrix? So lucky.”
by bellatrix blacks wife May 30, 2021
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Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. Only to have a revelation one day that she has been the only sacrificing party. Finally, being relieved of his shit when he finds some skank ass ROW maggot to shack up with. Essentially finding his next "forever" home.
Love....Haha, he never loved me, I was just his Foster Wife!
by anonymous July 15, 2023
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Wife Beater's Toe

Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.
I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.
by Richard Kimble February 28, 2011
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Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.
Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
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WIFE

bro look at her batty, WIFE
by lk2wavyy17 February 23, 2022
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