to go cold turkey

to suddenly and completely stop doing something, esp. a bad habit

My new roommate is intolerant to tobacco, so I had to go cold turkey. It's awful!

by pochtarenko July 17, 2013

turkey skin handbag

refers to a mans testicles :)

' terry, your turkey skin handbag is on show dear'

by poodgio January 13, 2014

Turkey Testicle Tickler

When you are banging a gutter slut and her giant dangling gobbler tickles your nut sack.

"Dude, why do you keep scratching your balls?"

"Man, I slipped it in that gutter slut, Jane, last night, and my nut sack is still itching from the Turkey Testicle Tickler she gave me. You gotta watch out for those giant dangling gobblers!"

by Clifford the Big Red Dog October 8, 2013

Catch the crazy turkey

When you and your partner are having sex and you both make gobbling noises, preferably during doggy, so you can lean forward in a grabbing motion, there fore catching the crazy turkey

Woman on hands and knees *gobble gobble*
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey

by Krimson_bloodrayne December 13, 2014

Double Turkey Twister

When a man lathers his dick in turkey meat and has a woman give a blowjob while there is turkey stuffing in her mouth and then spin in a bag blade like motion.

Adriel was Double Turkey Twistering in the back of the map while the team was being fucked on hardcore domination.

by Wobble Gobbler April 14, 2020

Jive Turkey Nomenclature

Abbreviated JTN...A false or disingenuous person has been effectively ridiculed by being called a Jive Turkey in a public forum, resulting in other parties threatening that similar wording may be used against others not involved with the origin of the initial transgression. JTN is also used in general reference to anything that is viewed as pompous or arrogant. The term is thought to originate in the Southeastern region of the US.

"Just so you know I could have made a big stink out of this and invoked Jive Turkey nomenclature".

by JTN7000 January 20, 2019

Catching The Crazy Turkey

To have sex.

I hear Bill was catching the crazy turkey with Jess last night.

by /r/RoosterTeeth December 13, 2014