take a butterfly knife to your tender parts

what the father of a teenage girl does to you if you hurt his daughter.

Angry War Veteran Father: "If you hurt her, I will take a butterfly knife to your tender parts."
Frightened Teenage Boy: "Yes sir, I'll have her home by eight."

by ThisIsGoingToHurt March 24, 2009

cock juggling thunder cunt

word originated from blade trinity.

you stole my fadge cream, you cock juggling thunder cunt

by nevern2004 February 13, 2005

Thunder Punch

A variation of the back hand Pimp Slap , but used with a closed fist with less finesse more brute force.

thu thu thu thunnnnnder punch !
The sound which one hears before getting thunder punched.

My broad dont be listening too well so i gotz to thunder punch her in the head to get her to obey !!

by Delgado November 17, 2005

under thunder

Violent rectal belching of the arse’s natural kak gases which erupt from the fart fissure.

by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003

purple thunder

When, after consuming too many blue-raspberry smoothies and cabbage, one breaks wind loudly and leaves a distinctly purple stain on one's undergarments.

I'm pretty sure the editors purple thundered all over the page there.

by RIDICULOUS WILDCAT March 4, 2010

cock guzzling thunder cunt

A huge bitch but has an amazing vag and gives great head and can deep throat like all hell.

RL:Dude she is such a cock guzzling thunder cunt.
CW:oh really? i think i might have to hook up with that

by hvyrokr11 January 27, 2009

THUNDER SNOW

The act of one man jizzing in another man's face, and then is followed up by shouting THUNDER SNOW!!! Its kinda like Jumanji where you play the game and then if you win you shout its name, except this is slightly more homosexual.

Guy 1: O shit! O man! AHHHHHHHHHHHH THUNDER SNOW!
Guy 2: Fuck you got it in my eye!

by Neil Durkin April 21, 2008