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Toaster

That man is a toaster
by Bigblackguy23 March 9, 2025
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a shit thing that never fucking works
why the fuck do you have a toaster
by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025
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Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.
Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel
by Lujobe April 2, 2025
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Tosser

British and Commonwealth slang for an idiotic or unintelligent fellow. It is used in informal slang and it is the British equivalent of the word “jerk”.
Oliver: Hey, did you see that ol’ chap over there? William: Yeah mate, he’s a tight-fisted tosser.
by Ask_a_brit_yankee April 7, 2025
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Tostel, tosUtel, tosteL

Tostel, tosUtel, tosteL
Tostel, tosUtel, tosteL
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
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Toaster strudel

Consenting participant will be chained down and be subject to 5 penises ejaculating on participants body and after wards, the semen is used on a piece of toast, which is then cut in half, one half being put in the participants mouth, the other half in the anal cavity
Joe: Dude I love college, I gave Janice a toaster strudel with Parker the other night!
Gabriel: That’s nice to hear son.
by Diddlenut August 3, 2025
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toaster strudel

when an AI sex robot rubs its cream pie on you
During the robot uprising I saw Alex get knocked down and toaster streudeled, that was the worst toaster strudel ever.
by ajs85 October 15, 2025
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