Chicken Surprise

How the wait staff refers to Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers and Spinach Vomit-bombs at weddings; when the guests ask what one of these disgusting hors d'oeuvres is, the wait staff will say "Chicken Surprise." What happens next usually results in the waiter getting written up or even fired, but it's usually worth it.

Obnoxious Guest: "Hey, what's this thing here?"
Waiter: "Chicken Surprise."
Obnoxious Guest: "Hmph, this doesn't taste like it's chicken."
Waiter, with a fuck-you smile: "Surprise."

by JustAnotherGuy March 18, 2010

CHICKEN FETISH

WHEN SOME ONE HAS A SEXUAL FEELING TOWARDS CHICKENS CRAVING THEM ON A DAILY BASIS.

CARMEN HAS A CHICKEN FETISH SHE CANT KEEP HER HANDS FROM THEM.

by peppersweetcorn225 April 20, 2018

Chicken Little

Chicken Little Is a Chicken who is little

Chicken Little was fucked by an asshole girl

by Jim From Sprite April 3, 2019

Chicken Bender

A classic douche bag move to inflict pain upon an innocent victim. When your friend reaches up high to get an item off a shelf with both hands, you come up behind and karate chop him with both hands right under the exposed rib cage. The resulting pain will cause him to grab his sides (his arms will now look like chicken wings) and bend over in agony, looking like a chicken bending over to peck the ground as he bobs up and down to catch his breath.

Look, my brother is turning blue. I just gave him a Chicken Bender he won't soon forget.

by Bushrod Johnson August 30, 2009

Chicken Bottle

A 40oz bottle of malt liquor with a Kool-Aid packet (without the sugar) added to it for more flavor.

I made up a chicken bottle and sat on the porch. 4040ozSteel ReserveOEOld EnglishMalt Liquor

by Babyshakershaker September 8, 2009

crumbed chicken

A sexual position in which the male penetrates the female's anal cavity until almost reaching sexual climax, he then redraws his falace and ejaculates semen onto the female's bare back. Once the ejaculation has taken place, the male throws a loose material consisting of grains of rock or coral (aka sand) onto the freshly prepared semen.

duuuude, i gave her the most epic crumbed chicken last night.

by TBT2NV April 29, 2010

Gay-Chicken

To Face off with another guy and move their faces (lips) closer and closer together. The first one to turn or pull away from the other is the Gay Chicken.

Kirk and Jon started to play Gay-chicken. When they were just centimeters away from touching lips, Jon turned away because he knew that Kirk was totally committed to going all the way. Jon would rather be called a Gay-Chicken rather than Gay.

by Sting September 26, 2005