Scooby-Doo this crap

When the writers of a film run out of funny and interesting dialogue and resort to using a pop-culture reference as a cheap gag.

"Hey Erik?"
"Yeah Chris?"
"What should we have the wizard man tell the kids to continue the plot in a funny way?"
"idk, make him say "Scooby-Doo this crap", that'd be hilarious."

by CYA59 November 30, 2021

Why am I typing this?

Because you were bored af and had nothing better to do. Simple.

Guy 1: Why am I typing this?
Guy 2: Why ARE you typing that?
Guy 3: Why is there a dude reading this right now?
Guy 1: What dude?
You: Me lol
Guy 2: WTF!?

by its_4life December 5, 2021

the big sus man thing

if you shit in the kitchen sink and shout "SUS" 69 times at 4:20 AM the big sus man thing will appear and grant you three wishes, but do the opposite of what you wished for

me, shitting in the sink: SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS

the big sus man thing: hello child, I will grant you three wishes

me: I wish for immortality

the big sus man thing: *kills me*

by illiterate neanderthal February 9, 2022

Daniel An (more on this word)

*Read the first definition first*
Insanely good at math, smart but stupid. Very, very annoying.

WARNING: May come at you before school to be annoying.

Student 1: Have you read the <<Daniel An (more on this word)>> article? It’s very fascinating.
Student 2: IKR!
Daniel An: *Deletes their tab on Urban Dictionary*
Student 1: WTF bro
Student 2: OMG I just successfully spotted a Daniel An!!!

by LegendaryWølf April 8, 2022

Aunt Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. The creatures putrid bowl movements force all civilization within a 25 mile radius to evacuate to the nearest bomb shelter until the toxic gases have been omitted from the area. However, that plot of land will be inhabitable for years to come. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“I cant believe someone left cheese laying around! Aunt Gertrude The Third is going to force us into quarantine for weeks!”

by Georgetta Stone June 15, 2022

Why Are You Searching This Up?

Yeah, why ARE you searching this up, HUH?

OH, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHUH

You just angered your English teacher! You made a GRAMMER MISTAKE!

*Insert Grammarly ad*

Anyhow, when you searched up 'Why Are You Searching This Up?' you are basically asking the person who is searching this up, why they searched it up, you know? BUT the thing is, you are the one who searched it up. So, you're talking to yourself... shouldn't you search up 'Why Am I Searching This Up?'
Because it makes no sense... Like... Why are YOU searching this up?

Lemme tell you somethin sistah

You are searching this up because you want to know what will happen if you do. Let me tell you something. Your parents will get mad that you are spending your time on this poop instead of doing HW.

Or...

Your just bored and in need of something to do?

IDK...

But-

Answer.
Me.

Why are you searching this up? Huh?

Now I'm confused... dang

"Why Are You Searching This Up?"
"Because I like making my English teacher mad."
*Angry English teacher noises

by Mishtah Shmee October 17, 2022

What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this

A reaction used to describe awkward moments such as a cracker saying the n-word.

What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this

by Thanoid June 1, 2020