touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.

1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"

by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010

Turdas touch

The anithesis of the legendary touch of King Midas whereby everything he touched turned to gold.

Fuck me, everything i touch just turns to shit. I've got the Turdas touch.

by anonymous September 15, 2025

jesus cheese touch

When your pal gives you a cheese touch but from his generation Jesus gave his family tree the cheese touch and it’s been passed on by the family tree onto your pal and he’s now gave you the Jesus cheese touch

Jesus cheese touch “what the fuck is a Jesus cheese touch”it’s a cheese touch started in my family tree from Jesus

by Chazz@ March 21, 2022

Touch my boobs

Caught you in 4k

Why are you looking up touch my boobs on urban dictionary

by Blvssfvl February 17, 2024

Touched

The hood version of counting coup; attacking an opponent.

“Hidin' from me, throwin' dirt on my name
You gon' fuck around, get your homeboy touched” - Nav, Run It Up ft. Pop Smoke

by kekistani meme farmer March 9, 2021

fenty touch

the fenty touch. not something you want but you can just have it. when someone says you have the fenty touch you schools be worried

reezy- your boyfriend has the fenty touch
aleia- what’s the fenty touch
reezy- it’s just something you have.

by yourmilf March 20, 2023

touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).

hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).

by rredrocket April 11, 2025