The act of first blowing a vape cloud in your partners asshole. They then fart out the cloud while bent over screaming "TOOT TOOT!" Extra points given if you sing the thomas the tank engine theme song and move your arms like a locomotive chanting "CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!"
"i TOTALLY DID A THOMAS THE TAINT ENGINE WITH LUCY LAST NIGHT!' "CANT WAIT TO TRY IT AGAIN, TOOT TOOT!"
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by davidtp March 2, 2010
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Tango: So how did that date go last night?
Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?
Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?
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