russian hand clamp

When a fuzzy haired masseuse gives a thorough body massage to the client with goat butter; usually resulting in a nuclear cold war.

I got the best Russian hand clamp back in 1980

by Tpooper69 April 16, 2015

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Russian (dis)information

When the facts don't correspond to your warped version of reality

To a person who believes the earth is flat, the simple stubborn fact that the earth is indeed round, that's Russian (dis)information. Also when you want to disagree w someone just label everything they say as Russian (dis)information!

by Sexydimma March 21, 2022

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Extreme Russian Crushin

Plunging your pole into the firm black hole of the abyss. This black hole preferably belongs to old Russians. Side effects normally include not being able to sit or walk for days, a headache, and a ten hour recovery period.

Phil: I can't walk man.

Andrew: Why can't you walk my friend.

Phil: I would rather not say...

Andrew: Oh no, not Extreme Russian Crushin!

by extremerussiancrushin November 22, 2011

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Russian Pedicure

the act of leaving semen or cumstains underneath the toenails

Kenny: whats good?
Patrice: nothin man, you?
Kenny: same shit. yo, remember that chick that i tapped about a month ago that had the mercury poisoning?
Patrice: yeah, why?
Kenny: well she gave me a footjob today, so i gave that bitch a russian pedicure

by Diznack January 7, 2011

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