Stink pickle

a big fat turd

Dude, someone left a massive stink pickle in the bathroom. The smell almost made me pass out!

by curlnourish March 14, 2019

lumber pickle

A euphemism for dirty sex that may or may not include molasses.

Dude I played lumber pickle with Aunt Jemima and now I've got the clap.

by Latro March 4, 2013

Slimey Pickle

Where one person sneezes on another person's penis

Hey bitch why did you give me a fucking slimey pickle you dumb cunt.

by abitchfromdowntheroad January 17, 2011

doorknob pickle

1- A string tied to a doorknob that is also tied to a pickle
2- An erection nickname

*girl rubs boobs against a guy* " do you have a doorknob pickle?

by pieballs October 9, 2008

Mega Pickles

A different way of saying a guy's dick just used but in a different term. Also, could use to be referring to the pixels in a camera but said wrong!

Chris: How many mega pickles is your camera?
Tasha: Mega what?
Chris Mega Pickles! I mean mega pixels!

Tasha: *confused face*
Chris and Tash: Laughing so hard and keeps repeating Mega Pickles

by MegaPickle2016 December 5, 2016

chinese pickle

When a chick blows you while she's taking a dump.

This chick is giving me a chinese pickle! yay!

by Sergio H. July 18, 2008

whoopie pickles

a sarcastic way of acknowledging what someone just said.

Obama just signed the health care bill.

Whoopie pickles.

by annabike April 2, 2010